Top 10 Humans to Imagine Making Really Loud Whale Noises

2. Lesley Arfin (b. 1979)

Lesley Arfin is the author of Dear Diary (2007) and former editor-in-chief of MissBehave. Imagine her making demonically loud whale noises while pleasantly smiling at you in a slightly knowing manner and maintaining a calming, unwavering gaze.