50 Ways Men Can Completely Ruin Their Chances With A Strong Woman

47. He picked me up in a stolen car and we got pulled over by 2 cops who recognized the plates as a car reported missing from a used car lot. I explained the situation, that it was our first date and they let my mom pick me up and I went home.

48. He told me I’d look like I was 13, if not for the wrinkles. Managed to insult me for looking too young and too old at the same time. I’m 24, for reference.

When I looked offended, he said, “Oh! Don’t worry, I like that you kinda look like you’re 13!”