70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

 4. Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree, and the guy behind the counter said, “Are you going to put it up yourself?” My dad said, “Don’t be disgusting. I’m going to put it in the living room.”

5. Whenever he drops or fumbles something he says, “I should work for Allstate.”

You know, the good hands people. I’ve been charitably laughing at it for years.