70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads By Thought Catalog 48. Background knowledge: I have a peanut allergy Every time I am eating a cookie or really anything (without peanuts) my dad will say “How’s that peanut butter cookie taste?” 49. “Is that felt?” *touches fabric* “Now it is!” Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31