70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads By Thought Catalog 67. *Hands the cashier a $100 bill so they have to check it* Dad: It’s legit. I just made it this morning. 68. My grandfather loved this one until the day he died: “I don’t have a sweet tooth. I have a whole mouth full!” Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31