70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads By Thought Catalog 18. Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut. 19. “You’re my favorite son.” I’m his only son. 20. Every time I wear a pony tail… Dad: Do you know what’s under a pony’s tail? Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31