70 Hilarious Dad Jokes Made By Actual Dads

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21. Me: Dad, I just stubbed my toe on the coffee table.

Dad: Don’t do that. It hurts.

22. Whenever I ask him who somebody is, literally every time for my 32 years on this Earth:

Me: “Who’s Jeff Smith?”

Dad: “Oh, he’s one of Mrs. Smith’s little boys”.

Every god damn time for 30+ years with no signs of stopping.