“Chick flicks. I complain every time she asks to watch one on Netflix, but usually I can get a blow job afterwards for being a good sport. She doesn’t need to know that I’ve actually really wanted to see that movie too.”
“Ben Carson 2016 / Vote and support Ben Carson / for the next president he’d be awesome.”
You weren’t even sad before this trip began, but Frank Ocean came up on your shuffle, and you can’t. stop. all. the. tears.
“I miss him every day, but I try and miss him a little less each time. It doesn’t always work, but yesterday I only thought about him once, so I’m pretty proud of that.”
“I’ll give him a playful shove, maybe touch his arm, and then overanalyze everything and hate myself for the rest of the evening.”
“I’m Yours” by Alessia Cara
“You’re talented. The biggest thing holding you back from success is your own fear of failing. You’re going to fail a few times anyways, so might as well fail spectacularly. It’ll make your recovery that much more impressive.”
“You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands”
“A lot more Tinder. I didn’t expect that, but it’s true.”
“Maybe it’s just in America, but it seems that if you’re passionate about something, it freaks people out. You’re considered bizarre or eccentric. To me, it just means you know who you are.”