21 Reasons Why You Should Date A Girl Who Wears A Jean Jacket
4. She might be a cowboy.
You Should Have Gotten Married Already And Now You’re Basically Screwed
We tried to drive home the point that if you didn’t marry a man you met in college, you should probably just end it all.
A Flowchart To Determine Whether Or Not It Is So Raven
Is it Raven or not? featured image – YouTube / Disney Shows
10 Great Excuses To Give People Who Won’t Stop Asking Why You Haven’t Seen ‘True Detective’
6. You gave up Matthew McConaughey for Lent.
10 Things I Hate About You
7. The length of your eyelashes.
10 Musical Acts I Hope Will Be Inspired By The Names Of Olympic Figure Skaters
ROCKsana Baiul – A 1980s style hardcore punk rock band.
15 Ways To Tell If Your Penis Is Made of Magic
11. You pee rainbows.
The Bodega Monologues
Do not rely on my bodega for your recommended daily intake of vitamins.
7 Reasons Why That Old Banana You Keep Forgetting To Take Out Of Your Handbag Is Your Best Friend
That old banana always puts you before anyone else, even a significant other. You’ve honestly never even SEEN that old banana with another living person or banana—you’re not even really sure about what that old banana is into sexually.
We Own No Saucers
We own no saucers. It’s not a particularly profound fact.