17 Signs You Are Actually Fat Amy From ‘Pitch Perfect’
Bragging is one of your specialities, even if the things you’re bragging about are oddly specific.
Bragging is one of your specialities, even if the things you’re bragging about are oddly specific.
We feel much less pressure to conform, which can be very healthy for our dating lives.
We’ve come a long way in the eyebrow game, from our well thought-out rituals of shaving off our eyebrows and drawing them back on with pencils, to that furry thing we had going on in the late eighties all thanks to Madonna Louise Ciccone, or, as I personally know her, Madonna.
Some people like to read Ernest Hemingway in the park while they wear thick, black-rimmed glasses. Some people like to go to music festivals and wear flower crowns on their heads. They honestly enjoy doing those things. Awesome. Good for them. None of that sounds fun to me, but I can think of plenty of people who would think they were cool.
Insults grow into a force so powerful that you feel like you can almost touch it. It slithers up behind you and sits heavily on your shoulders, slowly seeping into your lungs like a thick and powerful smoke.
“Cleaning your room” is not something you decide to do on a whim. Rather, it takes planning. Dedication. Hours of your time. Sweat. A lack of fear about dust bunnies.
Living together has allowed you both to embrace your… theatrical side.
He’s listening to you, processing every word you’re saying, because he wants to be someone you can trust, someone you can count on to hear you and understand you and be the sounding board that you need.
Choice distress: You can’t even decide which app to use, let alone which restaurant you want to order from.
The advice and encouragement that you used to get from a really smart “grownup” is now the advice you’re getting from your very best friends.