eHarmony Minority Report

Black Dating – Traci is seated alone because “Jeremy” (Tyrone’s middle name) is doing the “You Are Not the Father” dance on Maury—animated .gif fodder, so good. Jeremy is not the father of many women in the Greater Atlanta area, and a little bit of New Orleans, not to mention that one trip to Baltimore he took, where he didn’t father two teenage sisters one night after Buffalo wings at a local place he didn’t tip at. Traci is getting a degree at DeVry University, and hopes to somehow land a job, in today’s economy and yesterday’s skin, after she straightens out her hair, eventually paying off that $800 dollar dining room table from Restoration Hardware. Come home Tyrone. Traci wants to watch How Stella Got Her Groove Back, and no it’s not about her camel toe.