eHarmony Minority Report

Gay and Lesbian Dating – Unlike the eHarmony subfolders the other links link to, this one launches you to Compatible Partners, with the associate euphemism “brought to you by eHarmony,” because they didn’t want your gay ass dyke-y queer fingers typing into their mother board server. What’s stranger—well, not that strange—is how the gays don’t get a special photo. It’s a slide show mash up of “friendship” stock photography that’s likely been cropped to look gay. Those two bros lying on the grass could’ve been getting head from their girlfriends, if you’ll let me insert my own heterosexual breakfast sausage into the scene. Gays!