eHarmony Minority Report

Christian Dating – Erin looks surprisingly bohemian with her unconventional color palette, tropical fabrics, and that huge chunky primitive-ish necklace. Jon, likewise, seems like he’s dressed for some 3-day Into the Wild Jon Krakauer experience. One would assume to see a less culturally agitated Frat boy/Sorority girl couple glistening in the post-nuptial afterglow of breeding batter. Perhaps the strategists and consultants at eHarmony figured their target demographic fell on the “low end” of the Christian pyramid: the still single, braving dark gritty urban corners in which they are unwittingly diversified, the barely saved. I don’t see a wedding ring on Erin’s finger. Looks like they’ll be dry humping tonight 🙁