Only Retail Workers Will Understand These 50 Stories About Serving Demon Customers

21. Broke a large light bulb on the floor near the door and as I was cleaning, customer comes in barefoot… “Sorry sir, just broke some glass in here how about telling me what you need or coming back in a minute with shoes?”

“I don’t care, you workers are all huge pussies these days, I worked in a nail factory barefoot blah blah…”

…as he continues to walk closer.

“Did you really just override my request and expect to be served?”

insert more disrespect

Cue register lock, come around and hold the door open to leave, GTFO but in nicer terms.

22. I worked at a men’s formal wear store. This woman tried to return a fleece blanket. Being a formal wear store you see we didn’t sell fucking blankets. On top of that the blanket was ratty looking as hell and obviously didn’t have a receipt so I told her there was nothing I could do for her. She goes nuclear.

We had a signal where under the counter line if we twirled our pointer finger (like you would do next to your ear to say this persons crazy) it basically meant there’s no use trying to smooth this over, this person just sucks. Just literally screeching over me not taking a blanket that looks like it belonged to a homeless person in a store that doesn’t sell blankets. My manager told her to leave or he would call security.