Only Retail Workers Will Understand These 50 Stories About Serving Demon Customers

12. Worked at a gas station to help our family out. I’m a mom in my forties. Carded a young man for an alcohol purchase and he was too young. Apologized and told him I couldn’t sell it to him. HE THREW THE WINE BOTTLE AND IT HIT ME IN THE FACE. Well, you don’t mess around with a mama of four teenagers. I was across the counter and frog matching him out before he knew what had hit him. One of my regulars jumped in and “helped” by tossing him into the parking lot. Sported a nice bruised forehead for a few days.

13. Just today I was called a cunt twice because I wouldn’t allow a pitbull to run free throughout the grocery store. Tomorrow, who knows who gets shown the door.

14. When someone let their toddler climb into the cereal display racks, go behind the cereal, and take a shit. I watched the whole thing. They knew I was watching.

And they just walked away when the kid climbed out.