Only Retail Workers Will Understand These 50 Stories About Serving Demon Customers

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35. Cell phone and entertainment business here:

I’m use to having people verbally take their frustrations out on me, as if I’m the direct reason for their inconvenience. That’s not even a problem anymore. What is a problem is this incident:

Customer “and [the company] can suck my dick!”

Me “I’m sorry you feel that way, sir.”

Customer “no really, they can suck my dick.”

proceeds to unzip his pants

Me “sir please do not—“

dick comes out

Me “great, now I have to call the cops.”

Customer repeating “suck my dick [the company]” over and over again.

The cops show up and now the guy is a registered offender.

The problem that caused all of this? He apparently wasn’t informed of an activation fee for upgrading his cell phone. A $30 fee just caused you to have a rough rest of your existence. Congrats? Some people’s kids…