Only Retail Workers Will Understand These 50 Stories About Serving Demon Customers

10. Arby’s drive thru woman says she wants a triple cheese and bacon with no cheese and no bacon. I tell her that the triple cheese and bacon with no cheese or bacon is just a regular roast beef. She says she doesn’t want a regular roast beef. She wants a triple cheese and bacon with no cheese and no bacon. (The order is on an intercom everybody hears this that works there).

I give her what she asks for.

Comes in complains there is no cheese and no bacon.

11. Today is March 2, 2019. I work at a restaurant.

Had a customer come in today with a bill from November 26th, 2018 demanding a refund because her pizza was not good.

Get. The. Fuck. Out.