Only Retail Workers Will Understand These 50 Stories About Serving Demon Customers

32. About a yearish ago I had a guy brag about how much money he had before casually mentioning that he could rape me if he wanted to…

He proved he had money by showing me he had 1k in his checking, and basically wanted me to promise sex for business.

33. Colleague was cleaning the front of the fish tanks (pet shop) and one of them had this wierd stuff on it that smeared as she wiped it. Asked me what the hell is this. It wasn’t there when I was catching fish about 10 minutes ago… I have this awful realisation… I go check check the cctv and sure enough I see what I knew I would see, even though I was really hoping not to. A guy jacking it. Onto the fish tank.

W. T. F.

I recognized him as he was hanging around earlier. Worse, I had to clean this up myself as no way did my young minimum wage colleague deserve to deal with that!!Needless to say next time he showed his face, I banned him from the store right there and then. My voice was a little loud.

…shudder…